Quotes by Jarvis Cocker

• We've always been a bit out of touch with reality.
• Anyone who thinks they're sexy needs their head checked.
• I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.
• Its OK to grow up, just as long as you don't grow old. Face it you are young.
• The things in my songs are the edited highlights of my life. I don't go seeking out strange sexual experiences every day of the week.