2 Quotes by Jasper Carrott

• I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
• Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

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