Quotes by Jim Davis

• Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
• Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
• There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
• Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
• Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
• Life is like a sandwich: no matter how bad it gets, you've still got to keep pushing that bread together!