Quotes by Jimmy Durante

• My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
• Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
• Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
• Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
• Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
• Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.