Quotes by Jimmy Fallon

• Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
• Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.
• The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.
• The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
• The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.
• Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.
• There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family.
• They got a great performance from me. I was happy.
• We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.
• When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.
• Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.
• Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
• We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.
• Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.
• Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
• It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.
• In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.
• If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.
• I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
• I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch.
• I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.
• You only think of the best comeback when you leave.
• I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.
• I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce "gubernatorial."
• I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.
• I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.
• A run in with some mud can actually be pretty tame compared to a run in with the IRS.
• Dance like nobody is watching, because they're probably not; they're all checking their phones.
• The only way museums will hire me is if my skills at playing hide-and-seek are industry standard.
• Success is not just a destination; it's the collection of Wi-Fi passwords along the way.