Quotes by Joel Madden

• When I heard Nirvana, it changed my life.
• So I wanna see all of you making out during this song.
• Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that.
• The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close.
• Those people who shun us just because of the label we're on, or the fact that we've got a video out there that's getting us somewhere, are only limiting themselves, because they aren't keeping an open mind.
• We just want kids to come to our concert and forget about everything.
• We've been together since the womb. We met in the womb.
• You can only start a boyband if you kill one of the ones already out there.
• Just stay true to yourself and true to wut you believe.
• You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean.
• We're all music fans and we just love being in a band, and that's why we do it.
• I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
• People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy.
• It's very cliched to go, 'You're not punk.' We don't care if we are, and we don't care if we aren't.
• Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.
• Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!
• I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.
• I think the terrorists are just idiots.
• I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again.
• I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings.
• I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was.
• I've flown across America, I've scaled fences, I've stood under windows and gone out of my way hundreds of times. I'm a hopeless romantic. There's no hope for me.
• Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band.
• I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school.