Quotes by Joel McHale

• Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
• Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
• Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.
• My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.
• Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
• It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.
• It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.
• In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!
• I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
• You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
• If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.