Quotes by Joey Adams

• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
• The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
• People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
• Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
• If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
• If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
• Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
• A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
• Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
• A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.
• I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.
• Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
• Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.