Quotes by John Keane

• I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it.
• A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he's just as good as everybody else.
• Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up.