Quotes by John Waters

• I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it.
• Isn't that the most perverse thing you've ever heard?
• Without obsession, life is nothing.
• I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
• I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy.
• I'm thrilled to have a completely new audience that I can get from Court TV, without it being my own trial. That was the only other way I would have gotten it.
• Success is like a shave; once you’re done, you need to do it again tomorrow.