Quotes by Johnny Olson

• Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime.
• They'll invite you to all the parties, but that doesn't mean you have to go all the time.
• Lights became so hot they melted mascara on women's faces in early television.
• Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!
• It took 35 years, but the time was well spent and I think I have established a good stake in the future.
• I rode into the dawning world of television in 1944 on a train.
• I have come up the hard way.
• From where I sit now, I like the looks of tomorrow.
• Because of her interest and demands, I amplified an average baritone voice into one that is loud and clear.
• A voice can also repel, infuriate or actually make a listener ill.
• Ladies be seated, the party has only begun.