Quotes by Kate O'Brien

• A laugh is a terrible weapon.
• My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.
• It's filled with... baking soda. Because it really smells.
• If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked.
• If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
• I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.
• Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
• Hmmm... I never get the answer I think I'm going to get.