Quotes by Katherine Whitehorn

• The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.
• Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?
• The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
• No nice men are good at getting taxis.
• The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
• There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
• Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.
• Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?
• I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.
• Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it.
• Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.
• A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
• The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.'
• From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.