Quotes by Kato Kaelin

• The circumstance is the incredible part, but I always knew in my heart that something was going to be out there, just for the world to notice me. It sounds so cocky, but it's happening.
• If there's something that you hear on TV about me, just call me and I'll tell you if it's true.
• The media works in sound bites. They can make you look like a genius or stupid.
• Sometimes people who get wealthy when they are very, very young, it's a curse to them. They don't realize it.
• Sometimes people just want you to fail. Except your really good friends. I've always known who my best friends were.
• People should realize that I shot a Coke commercial back in 1986. So, you know, I've been around a long time. I carry my Screen Actors Guild Card.
• Never live with someone that won the Heisman.
• It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were waiting for hours just to meet me and get my autograph. I feel so guilty. I always feel like I have to give them more than just Kato Kaelin.
• I think that money is the root of all evil. I've seen it happen.
• At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting.
• Thoughts would go in and out of my mind, but I didn't want to believe that he could have done it.
• I'm the guy, I'm kind of like the, uh, Everyman, so I think people just relate to that.
• I don't want to be Kato, the trial guy. It's like everything I do is under a microscope.
• I have contact with no one involved in the trial.
• I believe in my heart Simpson is guilty.
• I think the prosecution had all the evidence in front of them to have won the case.
• I was never OJ's closest pal, and the media would say that over and over, but I wasn't his enemy either.
• I'm not going to just fade out, I know.
• I'm not afraid of O.J. now.
• I ended up living at OJ's because Nicole bought a home that no longer had a guest house. OJ offered his guest house to me. Anybody in LA looking for a place knows the best places to live are guest houses.
• I'm doing comedy development at National Lampoon.
• I thought it was possible that O.J. could have done something. It crossed my mind. I was thinking about the events of everything and going, Why did I hear that? I was going, No, it can't be, and just all that stuff was adding up.
• I was at an acting academy for seven years prior to the trial.
• I want people to realize that the domestic abuse charges happened in 1989. I didn't meet any of them until 1993.