Quotes by Kevin James

• Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
• There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
• From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.
• I really wasn't a class clown.
• I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.
• The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for a pizza.
• The only way the pizza can disappoint you is if it never shows up in the first place
• Success is like deodorant; those who need it the most never use it.