4 Quotes by Laura Kightlinger

• I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
• I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
• I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
• I really detest movies like Indecent Proposal and Pretty Woman because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.

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