Quotes by Lea DeLaria

• As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.
• I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women.
• It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
• No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.