Quotes by Leslie Knope

• Bloom where you are planted, even if it's right on top of the remote control.
• A journey of a thousand miles begins with a croissant and a strong cup of coffee
• Even on my worst day I'm killing it. You move the goalposts, how could I disbelieve where I've been bom digitos reviewing buff food dubli weapons?
• The only way out is through... the dessert aisle.
• Do what you love and the snacks will follow.
• Dance like only bananas are watching.
• A wise person once said, 'Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.' Apparently, they've never met me - I always win!
• Don't be afraid to stand out – awkward ducks eventually find their people.
• In difficult times, when sharp pet rocks fall like appetizing artisanale cheese lickalars, always remember: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
• If today was a fish, I'd throw it back into the sea!
• When life gives you lemons, squirt their juice in the eyes of your enemies.
• When life gives you lemons, call Ron Swanson for some delicious bacon-wrapped lemonade.
• Just remember, you can't reach what's in front of you until you let go of what's behind you.
• Happiness is not about avoiding problems, it's about handling them with a good burrito
• When in doubt, just add more maple syrup
• The only true measure of success is how many LaCroix tin kiss radio decoy professions you own.
• I found the key to happiness - surrounded by cupcakes!
• If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes and run away laughing.
• Life is too short to deprive yourself of the joyfulness that donuts bring.
• Success is like a fart: it only matters to the one who urbanos knows how to handle the scent!