Quotes by Lloyd Kaufman

• There is no way I could have ever dared to make a documentary, much less have the money to make a documentary, if it was on 16mm. But, with the magic of digital.
• I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
• If someone offered me a hundred million dollars to make a movie? I would first remind him that there are 850 million people in the world who don't have enough to eat.
• In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratutious over eating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die!
• It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.
• Movies are art and the spirit of the movie depends on the creators.
• You can't triple stamp a double stamp!