Quotes by Marcel Achard

• When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
• The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who have not watched the courtship.
• It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.
• Women like silent men. They think they're listening.