Quotes by Mark Roberts

• In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them, and there are so many TV programs that show nudity on a regular basis. It's becoming more of a norm.
• It takes time to love someone properly, and in this business, you get very wary of people.
• It's always been performance art, but now it's on a different level.
• Neil Armstrong, when he was out there landing on the moon, I was there first.
• Nudity, in the right way, can enhance a film or a TV program or a TV commercial. If it's done tastefully it can make it more of an interesting product.
• One of my favorites is 'The Sound of Music'. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up.
• The Full Monty, ah, it's superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England.
• You have to really think about things before you do them.
• When I'm in bars or clubs, it gets to the point where I feel I'm obliged to streak. It's not a problem.
• Violence is for mugs. War is for mugs.
• We'll do a crazy video of a great song that people can actually dance to.
• I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn't. It's surprising.
• I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you do it in the right way, people laugh.
• The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable.
• Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life.
• I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it.
• I'm a free spirit; more people should become free spirits.
• God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored.
• I can read the Tarot cards and believe in ghosts.
• I don't want to do anything in bad taste.
• I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.
• I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.
• I just love having a buzz all the time, regardless of the consequences.
• I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak.
• I wanted to get superimposed on a shuttle launch.
• I was asked to model but I never took up the offer.
• I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.
• Everything seems to have been turned upside-down, but in a good way.