Quotes by Matt Lauer

• I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?
• Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
• Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?
• It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.
• The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.