Quotes by Mickey Rivers

• My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.
• What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
• We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
• These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.
• Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.
• Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
• It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
• I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.
• I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset.
• He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
• He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.
• He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.
• The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.