Quotes by Mindy Kaling

• A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single reality check on how much luggage you actually need.
• The heart wants what it wants. Err, sometimes the stomach too.
• Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining all the ridiculous made-up scenarios I could write Straight-to-Hulu movies about. Happy Wednesday!
• Don't strive to be perfect. Perfect is boring. Embrace your quirks and own your uniqueness.
• Do what you love, and you'll never have a problem with Monday
• Dream big, work hard, stay humble, and the best is yet to come.
• In a world full of goslings, be a flamingo
• Some people think I'm suffering from Ace Rage. It's the destructive urge to karate-chop boring coworkers' teacups onto their trays of system sock nationals.
• Sweatpants are to adulting what glitter is to children - a necessity
• I can and I will. End of story.
• Life is better when you're laughing so hard your belly hurts.
• I may not have it all together, but at least I have all my back teeth
• Life is like partying in a glass slipper - unpredictable but always smashing!
• Life is full of choices, but mostly for dinner.
• Sweatpants are a symbol of life's willingness to compromise comfort for coherence.
• The only way to make good things happen is to sometimes step outside your comfort zone and into your stretch pants.
• Do when you should be doing hot yoga, but optional carr activity always transparent.
• Dress code: Blanket from shoulders down