Quotes by Mort Sahl

• Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
• Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
• People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
• Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
• A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
• My life needs editing.