Quotes by Phoebe Buffay

• There may be no elevator to success, but there's always a staircase to good snacks.
• When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in your enemies' eyes
• Happiness is an inside job - come taste mine instead!
• If life gives you lemons, just chuck them at someone else because rage against the citrus socialist and laugh when the vitamin retaliation reigns down!