Quotes by Preston Sturges

• I did all my directing when I wrote the screenplay. It was probably harder for a regular director. He probably had to read the script the night before shooting started.
• I suppose they're like the I.R.S. You move once and they never send you your refund check.
• You can't go around the theatres handing out cards saying, 'It isn't my fault'. You go onto the next one.