Quotes by Ralph Kiner

• All of his saves have come in relief appearances.
• You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.
• If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.
• I think one of the most difficult things for anyone who's played baseball is to accept the fact that maybe the players today are playing just as well as ever.
• Darryl Strawberry has been voted to the Hall of Fame five years in a row.
• Cadillacs are down at the end of the bat.