10 Quotes by Red Skelton

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
I left home because I was hungry.
Congress: Bingo with billions.
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

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