Quotes by Richard Lewis

• I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
• Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
• My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.
• When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
• I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.