Quotes by Robert Byrne

• Partying is such sweet sorrow.
• The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
• There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
• Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
• Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
• One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
• Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
• To err is human, to purr feline.
• Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
• Getting caught is the mother of invention.
• Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
• Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
• Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
• Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
• A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
• No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.