Quotes by Robert Klein

• The Broad research center represents the highest quality model of what Proposition 71 should be funding.
• So it took me five years because in the interim I have been doing a lot of personal appearances and movies and some television series that went into the plumbing and I stopped writing for a while.
• Regis and I were inducted into the original Bronx Walk of Fame.
• My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family.
• In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.
• I was a class clown.
• But to do it professionally is a quantum leap difference and my father had to be persuaded by these kind of Ivy League professors that I should go to the Yale Drama School, another one of the stories in there.
• But I think the other is a little more like bullfighting, a little more daring and although I appreciate good acting and I liked being versatile my whole career, it kept me working.
• And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.
• Success is not measured by the height one reaches, but by the depth of their humility.