Quotes by Roger Kahn

• Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.
• I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.
• Boxing is smoky halls and kidneys battered until they bleed.
• Horse racing is animated roulette.
• You may glory in a team triumphant... But you fall in love with a team in defeat.
• Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.