24 Quotes by Ron White
- I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
- You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
- There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
- The next time you have a thought... let it go.
- The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
- People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
- Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
- My goal is just to become a better comedian.
- I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
- I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
- I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
- I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
- But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
- Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
- Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!
- I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.
- I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
- When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.
- When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.
- When life gives you lemons, make lemonade - then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.
- When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party
- When life gives you lemons, make lemonade...then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party!
- When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!
- When life gives you lemons, make lemonade...and then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party!
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