Quotes by Sam Ewing

• Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
• When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
• We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
• The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
• The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
• Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
• Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
• Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
• Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
• Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
• Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.
• On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died.