Quotes by Sam Kinison

• I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
• It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
• I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
• Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
• Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
• In the last couple of years, I guess I've spent six figures on clothes. I figure I spend a lot of time shopping. Eight to ten days a month, I go out and buy. Yeah, I guess you could say that I'm a real clothes whore.