Quotes by Sam Levenson

• I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
• You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
• You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
• Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
• When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?
• Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
• We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.
• Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
• Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
• Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
• I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
• The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
• Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
• One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
• The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
• If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
• It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
• It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
• It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
• Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
• If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
• Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
• Do not watch the clock, do what it does: keep going.
• Do not watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does - Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going.
• Do not watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going
• Don’t watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep moving.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does—keep going.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going!
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep ticking.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does - keep going
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does - keep moving.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does - keep going.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does, keep going forward.
• Do not watch the clock; do what it does; keep going.
• Do not watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does; keep going.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does...keep moving forward.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does: Keep going
• Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep moving forward.
• Don't watch the clock - do what it does. Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going!
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does: Keep going
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does: Keep moving.
• Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep moving.
• Don't watch the clock: do what it does. Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep ticking and moving forward.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does, Keep Moving
• Do not watch the clock, do what it does, keep going
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does - keep going
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does...keep going.
• Don't watch the clock; just do what it does. Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock: do what it does. Keep moving.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does, keep going
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep moving!
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does - keep going!
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does: Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep looking forward!
• Do not watch the clocks; do what it does - keep going.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does and keep moving forward.
• Do not watch the clock; do what it does. Keep counting. Don't stop. Keep moving forward.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep shining!
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does: keep going.
• Do not watch the clock: do what it does. Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock. Do what it does. Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep moving.
• Don't watch the clock; do what the clock does. Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep on going.
• Don't watch the clock - do what it does. Keep moving.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does, keep going.
• Don't watch the clock; do watch what it does. Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does, keep moving forward.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does, keep going.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep moving
• Do not watch the clock, do what it does; keep going.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going forward.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep running.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does— keep going.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep ticking.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does—keep going.
• Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going till the end!
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep and moving ahead always.
• Don't watch the clock; do as it does. Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does, keep going
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep track of your life and function with purpose.
• Do not watch the clock; Do what it does: Keep going.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep counting.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does and keep going.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does; Keep on Moving.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep Moving.
• Don't watch the clock; do what time does, keep moving.
• Don't watch the clock; do what it's doing. Keep moving forward!
• Success is like toilet paper; you only notice how much you have left when you’re running low.
• Success is like day dreaming; it starts with a flicker of inspiration and ends with productive chaos!