Quotes by Sarah Silverman

• It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
• I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
• I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
• Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.
• That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
• The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
• They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
• Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
• I really think everything is fair game.
• And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
• I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
• I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
• I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
• But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
• By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
• If you talk smack about pizza, you must reassess your life choices.
• Humor is a universal language that can bring people together like nothing else.
• Life is better when you're laughing.
• Life is a mysterious journey, like a bag of potato chips: shiny on the outside, messy on the inside, and every now and then, a surprising crunch brings actual joy.
• Success may require diligence, but your connector is cute even when procrastinating.