Quotes by Sid Caesar

• The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.
• When we could split the screen, it was like 'Wow!'.
• In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
• Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
• The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
• In between goals is a thing called life; that has to be lived and enjoyed.