Quotes by Sid Waddell

• When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
• Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
• That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
• That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
• The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
• The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!
• There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
• There's only one word for that - magic darts!
• Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
• Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
• Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
• He's as cool as a prized marrow!
• He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
• He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
• It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.