Quotes by Stan Laurel

• Another fine mess you've gotten me into.
• You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.
• If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
• If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.
• I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.