Quotes by Stephen Evans

• God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars.
• I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living.
• I'd rather be dead than dying.
• There is only one dream I can guarantee... my death.
• Treat Death as it treats us: with utter indifference.
• What is the value of your existence?
• I know all human beings will be successful. How do I know? They all die.