Quotes by Steve Martin

• I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
• I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
• I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
• I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
• Love is a promise delivered already broken.
• Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
• There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
• Well, excuuuuuse me!
• I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
• A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
• You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
• When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.
• What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
• The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.
• Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
• Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
• Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
• An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
• Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
• Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
• Become so good they can't ignore you.
• Be so good they can't ignore you.
• Sell yourself first, then sell your horses.
• Be so good they can't ignore you
• A day without sunshine is like, you know, night
• Success is often overlooked, like the only sock left in the laundry—ignored until someone really needs it.
• Success is not just about reaching the summit; it's about those hilarious moments deep within the valley!