Quotes by Tina Fey

• I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
• I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'
• I was the editor of the school newspaper and in drama club and choir, so I was not a popular girl in the traditional sense, but I think I was known for being relatively scathing.
• Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.
• Yeah, it's tough being smart and sexy, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.
• Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at "Saturday Night Live," and that is so cool.
• Do not be afraid to stand out; conformity is the enemy of creativity.
• Do not be afraid to stand out, for those who shine brightest are often the ones unafraid to be different.
• In the book of life, the chapter on party tricks might be short, but boy, it's oh so sweet!
• Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows give you life advice.
• Success is like a fart, it appears out of nowhere when you least expect it.
• When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your landlord's eyes.
• The only way to eat Doritos silently is to hope no one else is in the room to hear the crunch
• The only way calzone could be better is if it packed itself into my mouth automatically.
• Humor is a universal language that helps us see the absurdity in life.
• What happens in Vegas, stays in your belly button forever.
• Do your thing and don't care if they like it
• You can't go wrong with a healthy dose of humor and a side of nachos.
• You can't have truly great ideas until you're brave enough to follow through on their ridiculousness.
• Adventure may not always legitimate, but misadventures build the best stories.
• Success is just failure upside down—so keep strutting your stuff and spin those mistakes into magic!
• Success is just failure that insists on going to one more meeting.
• Success is just failure that decided to wear its favorite outfit.
• Life is like a pizza; even when it's bad, it’s still pretty darn good. Just sprinkle on a little humor and share it with someone you love!