Quotes by Tom Bergeron

• I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game.
• When I had people scratchin' my shorts a bit, it played better. We lost a bit of that in all the personnel changes and it's an element we need to get back.
• I work best when people are here to puncture me.
• I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.
• Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!
• We're improvising a lot of this, which amazes people.
• Necessity may be the mother of invention, but laziness is the father of social media!