15 Quotes by Tom Lehrer
- It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
- When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
- Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.
- The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
- On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
- It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
- Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
- If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
- Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
- In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'
- Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
- Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .
- I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
- I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
- An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.
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