Quotes by Tom Waits

• George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.
• I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
• I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
• I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
• It's hard to win when you always lose.
• The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
• The piano has been drinking, not me.
• Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can't remember Tell the things you can't forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
• Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
• Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.