Quotes by Victor Borge

• I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
• When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
• Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
• My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
• Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
• If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
• I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
• Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
• He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
• I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
• A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
• Humor is the shortest distance between two strangers.
• Humor is the shortest distance between two people.
• laughter is the shortest distance between two friends.
• Life is too important to be taken seriously; laughter is the shortest distance between two people.