Quotes by Willard Scott

• I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.
• You go from Pampers to Depends!
• The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?
• Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times.
• Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question.
• Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
• Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older.
• Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living to be 130 and 140. They'll be working until they're 100. It's incredible.
• I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.
• I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.
• I think women can cope a lot better than men.
• I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half of it was to get me off the air.
• I get all fired up about aging in America.
• Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.
• It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?