Quotes by William Geist

• Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: "Open Bar."
• Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an "excuse me". Typical.
• Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.
• Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.
• Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.